This pamphlet came in a priority mail envelope along with an item i won off ebay. I call gratuitous sermonizing! The item, btw, is a pair of aqua socks to be used in a movie i'm shooting next week.
i got a pretty sweet "Why Hell is Terrible" pamphlet stuffed in my locker at the gym. It was a cartoon of a nice girl who goes out with a nice boy, falls in love with him, and convinces him to do drugs and stop going to church. Then the boy dies suddenly in a motorcycle accident and goes to hell and it turns out the girl was Satan. She peels off her skin and there are the horns and the tail and everything. Satan laughing, that's how it ends. Moral: love Jesus.
LOL! Rad. If a girl peeling off her skin to reveal a demon underneath doesn't make you want to praise Jesus, I'm not sure what will. The pamphlet was probably put there by that creepy dude who smells like leftover lasagne who keeps asking if he can spot you.
3 comments:
no wonder I keep getting negative feedback on my sales... just kidding :)
i got a pretty sweet "Why Hell is Terrible" pamphlet stuffed in my locker at the gym. It was a cartoon of a nice girl who goes out with a nice boy, falls in love with him, and convinces him to do drugs and stop going to church. Then the boy dies suddenly in a motorcycle accident and goes to hell and it turns out the girl was Satan. She peels off her skin and there are the horns and the tail and everything. Satan laughing, that's how it ends. Moral: love Jesus.
LOL! Rad. If a girl peeling off her skin to reveal a demon underneath doesn't make you want to praise Jesus, I'm not sure what will. The pamphlet was probably put there by that creepy dude who smells like leftover lasagne who keeps asking if he can spot you.
Post a Comment